SOFT BALL STANDINGS

AS OF 8-22-83

THE BABES 8-1 KEYS

6-2

620 STRIKERS

5-3

Heaven

*EXEDRA

4-5

VAULTS

4-5

*HEAVENS' ANGELS ISIS

2-6

For those who haven't seen enough ball, the N.C East All-Stars vs the N.C. West All-Stars at the N.0.C.I. Festival '83 picnic at Wildwood Park N.C. East repSunday September 11, resentatives are from Exedra, and Keys. Isis, 620 Strikers and Vaults field the N.C. West Squad. The Babes will have players on both rosters. This should be one of the best games of the season. What a way to end the summer!

Til spring training, congratulations to all the teams and their sponsors, league officials, scorekeepers and umpires. Thanks to you for making this summer exciting and hotter than normal.

Hot bats, hot balls, hot men, hot women, hot Sunday afternoons. How else can one describe the North Coast Softball Leagues first season of competition.

Thanks to the efforts of Tom Mc and others, Cleveland has established its own gay softball league. I'm sure by observing the teams sportsmanlike play and the fan support. N.C. softball will be included on many calenders for summers to come. There were some fierce duals on the diamond this year. Many games weren't decided til the last out. With only one slate of games postponed due to rain, this was an exciting season of softball in Cleveland. Losing just once to Keys, The Babes (8-1) are the league champs. Nice going, Babes, and to all of the players in the league.

ERNIE

BOY, THAT GUY SURE IS CUTE! I WONDER IF HE'S GAY?

HE DOESNT SEEM TO

NOTICE ME, WHAT CAN I DO TO CATCH HIS EYE?

1-7 Standings contain the game of 8/14 that was protested and will be replayed on 8/28/83.

Games played August 7.

620 Strikers 10

The Babes Keys Exedra

Vaults 7 Isis

620 Strikers 6 Heaven 8

The Babes

Vaults 11

Games played August 14.

Keys

The Babes

13 25

Vaults 5 Heaven 4 Isis 0 (Forfeit) Heaven 11

620 Strikers 7 Exedra

Games played August 21

Exedra The Babes Keys

9 620 Strikers 8 12 Vaults 0 8 Isis 7

HE'S LOOKING ME OVER! WONDER WHAT HE'LL SAY TO BREAK THE ICE?

EXCUSE ME, BUT DID YOU KNOW YOUR FLY WAS OPEN?

Well, isn't it a HOT one on the North Coast this summer? But if you think the heat is a problem wait till you hear what's been happening to the poor ole' Da Sleeze.

It seems that Da Sleeze was enjoying some summer delites at Edgewater Park with a cute little 19 year old and a mean old Park Ranger put him in handcuffs for unnatural acts. Now if that wasn't enough Da Sleeze goes home one night, and the roommates boyfriend was gone off the deep-end and sets fire to the penthouse. Then to add insult to injury the other tenents on the top floor decided these girls were just a titch to Gay for them and had the poor ole' Da Sleeze evicted!!! Now Da Sleeze was so depressed over these events that he made the statement at the PICKWOOD LOUNGE one afternoon that he was even thinking about giving up drinking. Luckily Jim Z. slapped him a couple of times and Da Sleeze settled down and ordered another Gin & Tonic.

Now I've been to some good parties, but that Full Moon Party at KEYS last week was really Great! All those Pretty Bodies on one stage and lucky Totie got to touch each one of them. Congratulations to Mike S., voted "Best Buns". If you missed the first one don't worry because Kevin & Mark promise one every month.

We went over to Youngstown to see Eddie, Andy, Anne and all the gang at the TROUBADOUR LOUNGE and put on the first ACTION NITE in that city. What an audience!! SUPER!! It was the first time we tried the new act and they made us feel really great. The Devine Randy was at her best, Very Raunchy! On behalf of Dan, Randy, Mike, Mark & Tony, and the rest of the gang, THANK YOU YOUNGSTOWN!

Tom G., what's all this I hear about a new Gay Bar in Twinsburg? Come to think about it does anyone know where Twinsburg is?

We saw Gary get thrown out of the game between his team, THE BABES, and KEYS for losing his temper with

the umpire. Now don't you think one Billy Martin is enough? But I did enjoy your Birthday Party on Terry & Frankies front porch.

Butchy, we seem to be seeing a lot of you and One Certain Person. Now you don't mean to tell me that YOU are getting serious and thinking about settling-down! I sure wish you would so the rest of us would have a chance to score.

Wayne has a new nickname for his Continental. It is now referred to as 'The Big Bubble Machine'. It's a long story.

Well, Vince and Mary sold EXEDRA to a couple from California named Carol & Tony, they're very nice. And HEAVEN was sold to a Doctor we have met Best of luck to the new owners of both these great clubs.

Marty told me there may be a new place opening on the Westside of Akron. We will give you more details as we hear them.

Jerry just got back from a nice month-long vacation in South America. He said it is very nice down there. Happy Birthday to John, the bartender at the RUSTLER SALOON.

Jim from Youngstown, tell your friend Brian that I think I am in love with him.

We hear that John & Mz D were the hits of a little orgy-for-forty at a motel outside of Youngstown last month. My, don't we get festive when we go out of town?

From the Department of Let's-beadults-about-this: When one business or organization would like to put flyers on the cars parked around another business it is common courtesy to go into that establishment and ask the owner or manager if your planned activity would conflict with something planned at that establishment. If it doesn't then the management shouldn't have any objections to your distrbuting your flyers, if it does, maybe next time. Enough said?